The Art of John Hartt

Either because of a mammary malfunction or bad parenting, Hans’s mother fed him only beer (and not the good stuff either, he had the nasty flat stuff at the bottom of the bottle). One day as Hans was taking a bath in the local frog pond he accidentally swallowed a mouthful of water… and loved it. From that point on, he drank only water. But, what did he do with the beer his mother gave to him? He bottled it up and gave it to the folks in the valley.

24″ x 30″, Oil on Canvas – Original available for purchase